( i'm pound for pound the best to ever come around )

lazy saturdays are the beeest. it was nice today, wasn't it? i opened the windows and curtains today to try and air things out. maybe one day all the cat hair tracked around by someone's kitten will be gone~

not much is really fun anymore, huh? i've been watching a lot of tv. bravo used to be so good before it was all real housewives!! sometimes they still play inside the actor's studio. i like that show!! the best part is always the survey though, duuuh. ^.~ so i thought it might be fun everyone answered it, too!

favorite word?
least favorite word?
what turns you on?
what turns you off?
favorite sound?
least favorite sound?
favorite curse word?
what job would you like to have other than your own?
what job would you never want to explore?

what a nice time last night! everyone looked very patriotic. even if some people insisted on wearing the same clothes as me~ a nice way to end the weekend, huh?

hmmm, what else has happened lately? weekend before last i met with roddy and brady! sunday that sunday, i met felix's parents! they were sooo nice. and in addition to having such a beautiful, talented son, they like mimosas. what a match!

you know what? i've been noticing a lot of shinto girls around here lately. what do you say, ladies? we should have brunch sometime! felix's moms gave me some good recommendations, it would be impolite not to put them to use! ^.~ no boys allowed, nii-san!

but i DO have a present for you. it's something from belize~ you'll just have to wait and see!

[Jackson]
our front door has the same spell on it that simon's does. don't touch the frame. i'll laugh if you do.

where can i meet you tomorrow?

[Daisuke]
don't touch our doorframe anymore, okay?? simon's friend put the same spell on it that's on his door~

[Simon]
is this blue? did you dress me in depressing blue? i can't tell.

ugh, i just slept forever. not as long as roddy, but still pretty long! the underworld isn't very fun. it's also not a checkbox that i can tick when telling my job why i was gone!! guess who has two thumbs and needs another job!? whatever. i'll find one.

i found a muffin tin in my kitchen after we got back. i don't bake, simon doesn't bake, so it's either mandarine's or someone left it here. the shape kind of reminds me of frigg's that baldr brought us. they were really good. roddy and brady, when should we meet? how about this weekend?? i'll make some stupid muffins.

if you could only eat one meal for the REST of your life, what would it be? choose wisely~~

[Simon]
tell Daisuke to stop lying to me!

[Felix]
how did it go with your parents? sorry i didn't see.. i was asleep.

are you feeling better? did they take it ok? what did you mean when you said confused? is it because of who my dad is? and where your dad is? but your dad seemed to like me, right? this is okay, right?

don't think i didn't see what you cu- people said. when i woke up yesterday there was something to see the network with. thanks. a ton. bitches i didn't even know it was the underworld.

there's not much else here... it's a little room with a window and i guess the flowers might be nice to look at if there wasn't a bunch of rocks waiting for me to fall by the them. the door won't open. felix is right next to me.. he sounds safe. he won't shut up did anyone get a note in their door about him??

i think it's felix anyway. we can hear each other but that's it.

there's a dead person here... she looks like the old one on the golden girls...

[Private to Simon]
you're a

is there a titan related to capture, the hunt, the underworld?

[Private to Brady]
i wish they'd picked you. i know you'd get it done.

awww maaaaan i haven't posted here foreverrrr!! last night i was simon's date somewhere and it's all kind of a blur so while i'm trying to remember what happened simon's face haa i'll tell you about the past couple of weeks!!

we went to belize!! it was so coooool. actually no it was really hot! and i got really tan! and came back with a huuuuuuge collection of paper drink umbrellas. i'm gonna make something with them for sure. just don't know what yet ^.~

also found out i'm the only person i know who can sleep through a huay chivo attack -.-

and THEN! we came back on my birthday!! felix was the firrrst person to tell me happy birthday and gave me a really sweet ring :) he really is a cool type of guy!! and my brother made dinner for me the day after!

buuuut i also found this in my room:

simon gave me a lizard of my very own! a leopard gecko! i named him hermes and plan to flush him- phillipe! he is very intelligent and dignified and likes to watch all of the things going on around him! especially the crickets that he eats!!

oh.. yeah.. speaking of... i went to feed him earlier and one got out -.- did you know that only the male crickets make that stupid squeaky noise?? it's how they get ladies. i'm glad i'm not a cricket.. or simon..

because it's under his bed :)

ummm.. i still don't remember a lot about last night. oh, except one thing that the public must know!!

simon can't ride bulls.

[Private to Felix]
i saw you told jackson happy bday.. thanks. that was very nice of you.


[Private to Simon]
are you done with the plague yet? i want to test my disguise and i don't want to go out as a guy :(

crazy stuff happening lately, huh? bigger fingers are hard to type with

i guess i should be glad the craziest thing that happened to me today is simon is going to move in with me?! six months ago i wouldnt of ever thought of rooming with him! we are going to have the best apartment.

also, daisuke made coq a vin! it was pretty good for his first time! french food is really weird because it's reallllly rich and kind of precise. i told him he should imagine himself like julia child but i don't think he really understood me...

mandarine is all right I GUESS. pretty cute. meowing when you say nyan is very smart. i still think francis is better! he doesn't have to do anything because he was descended from velociraptors and t-rex's and that's just fine with me. :)

oh man i almost forgot to mention! belize is gonna be so awesome. we're going at the end of this month!

ah.. i wish last month never happened. there's nothing really good about febuary anyways is there?? it's just the second month. maybe the cold is best, because i am always warm. i am just a hot blooded type of person. it's so bad in the summer. i feel like i'm just gonna melt.

i have a job interview monday.. but i don't wanna say what it is incase it would jinx it!

can i come to your friday concert, simon?

[Private to Felix]
please meet with me.

please.

someone needs to find luz and PUT A MUZZLE ON HER

she came up to me in the catacombs and started shouting about me and brady's book that she had NO RIGHT TO READ and calling me a sea cow! of course i'm not gonna stand for that, so i argued back and told her she wasn't getting the book back because those are PRIVATE THINGS that happened to me and brady and NO ONE should just be able to check them out and read them! it's just a fee. so what?

and then that frigging psycho ATTACKED ME! and then when she decided she was done she RAN AWAY. what the f hell?!

you stupid bitch, you have no idea who you're messing with

ugh. fake-me interviewed the absolute WORST people for roomates. thanks, dad new york city is full of weirdos, huh? spent almost the whole week trying to get them to go away! anyone quiet and polite want a bedroom in chelsea? 950/month. must be clean and like eating!! cats only!

but that is not the most important thing about today!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELIX!

so old, i bet.

i've been thinking lately about magic. it can do some pretty screwed up things like put people in books, right? so if it can do that, why isn't it like, harry potter or something, huh? ah, magic for easy stuff like turning on lights. that'd be a convenient type of magic. or steroid magic. i think some of the tough guys in the warrior's guild probably use it. well maybe not for muscles, but for enhancing abilities? aw man, i wonder if something like that does exist! ah, it really would be cool to see if i could try new stuff. motivation for doing better when it's gone!

my birthday's not so far away you know! ^.~ maybe some people should remember this.

sucks that everything is okay again right after we missed new year. but i still want to eat rice cake soup! it's good luck! i am a luck needing type of person.

[Private to Simon + Jackson]
remember that time you two were jerks and i wouldn't tell you what i found until you both apologised?

let's go back to that time.

i don't really hit people...

but i still want to punch hermes.

i'm never going on a boat again EVER.

[Private to Brady]
i need to speak with you and it needs to be in person and it's kind of urgent, glaucus brady mcalister morris.

saehae bok mani badeuseyo. some new year this is..

glaucus brady is pretty brave. him and acacius are kind of like the golden boys now. odysseuss just thinks im a smart boy. acacius burned his hand pretty bad on the wood. i wish i remembered the prayer to heal it

i miss hairbrushes and showers and food that i didnt see slaughtered and places where people didnt get eaten...

i will press the ltters better then brady mcalister morris.

i hate boats a lot. a lot of things still do not make sense but i know that i do not like boats. or idslands. my skin is very tan and i look like someone from the country. i do not like that either. or people with one eye. brady mcalister morrris looks better with flowers in his hair.

where is simons booth. he said he would live init forever but i do not remember where it is.

this is so creepy.

what's worse is there's tons of videos like that and i can't stop watching them! it looks so weird! it's real but it's NOT, ughh.

why are sundays so BORING?


[Private to Simon and Jackson]
i hope you two are very proud of yourselves. maybe i would have shared with you what i found yesterday, but not until you two stop being jackasses.

the festival was really great! so was daisuke's birthday! everything in between sucked. let's just say i lost my keys and it went bad from there. but the festival! so many people!! i guess i never expected there to be that many demi-gods in the city until they were all in one place. it felt kind of special. ^.^

and!! i got to sing in public! resolution done!! that was amazing..

i also met a lot of new demi-gods. it's always nice to meet new friends! i think some people around here should remember that. just because you can be friends with a lot of people doesn't mean you're a bad person or their friends are bad people. i learned a lot in 2011 and that was one of those things!!

here's hoping the second week of the year stays awesome. then again, i gotta see about getting the empty bedroom in my place filled.. i don't even wanna think about how many wackos i'll have to interview. -.-

new year's started a little.. strange.. and then got weirder when people showed up all sandy and depossessed, but i think that's just kinda what counts as normal now, huh? things never stop being crazy around here, do they? so it was just the usual way to start the new year. it's just this type of place. -.-

anyway, thanks for having me. and thanks for staying with me, felix!


i think this year i want to make a bunch of things happen! maybe i'll look into the stuff the arts guild is doing... i wanna try singing publicly. yeah, that's a start.

[Private to Simon]
What should I get Daisuke for Christmas?

[Private to Daisuke]
oppa~!! i am going to replace the sweaters of simon's i ruined for christmas!! you two spend alot of time together, yes? what kind of colours does he like? i don't think i've ever noticed! i can say they are from both of us, if you want.. i just want it to be a surprise!

is there anything you want for christmas?

[Private to Katsumi]
what kind of stuff does felix like..?

i kind of want to get him something for christmas :P

[Private to Felix]
heeey you!

you know katsumi pretty well, right?

what do you think he'd want for christmas?

[Public]

...i think i need more female friends. guys are too hard to shop for. why am i like this. -.-

what is this?

i'm so sorry. so sorry. being really honest with myself, i realise i've been a terrible, dishonest, lewd person.

i'll never drink again, that's for sure. i'm not even attracted to you, brady, i don't know why i came onto you. or hector. i'm really sorry. usually i'm not like that all, to be honest. i'm never attracted to anyone. i only called you a stupid slut because i was jealous, charlotte. because it's easy for everyone else, being physically attracted to people.

i'm really sorry. i'll pay for anything to be fixed in your apartment, felix. i understand now what i've done. i never thought it would take a being stabbed and kicked by a unicorn to realise i'm this type of person.

i've told so many lies, i'm not sure how anyone will ever forgive me.

[Private to Simon]
je vais dire à Daisuke la vérité sur mon père. je ne peux pas continuer à être malhonnêtes...